Monday, August 18, 2008

Funny Email Subject Lines

... well, they are funny to me! These are ACTUAL email subject lines of emails I've received in my SPAM box just this morning.
  • Dumb and Poor? Here's a simple way to make money!!!
  • Refresh Your Insides!!!! (see offer for details)
  • Find out why 100k Americans are buying land in Costa Rica!!!!!
  • Would you meet me tonight if I was SPICY or if I was SWEET?
  • Ringworm?
  • Stop embarrassing credit checks!!!!!

I've decided that my insides DEFINITELY need refreshing. I really appreciate this little email reminder. And since I AM apparently both poor AND dumb, I'd better check out that "simple" way to make money. I'm sure it can't include me sending MY money in to some dude in exchange for ... nothing, can it? I mean, if it came DIRECT TO ME via email, it all has to be true, and legit, right?

I suppose if my insides were nice and fresh, I wouldn't have to worry about ringworm OR embarrassing credit checks. And maybe my new spicy or sweet lover would take my poor and dumb self away to our new land in Costa Rica, because we would have LOADS of money from taking surveys over the internets. Apparently, you can make THOUSANDS!

What are the funniest, goofiest, most off-the-wall-iest email subject lines YOU'VE seen? Let's share!


Susan said...

Another funny one:

Do you remember eating this???


Susan said...

Oooh! My dream career!

Start a Dream Career in Massage and Bodywork!!

Hello...My name is Kareah... said...

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard right now!

PS- I added you to my blogroll...don't know why it took so long for me to think to do that!