Zoinks!

Life has sure been busy. I've missed you blogger buddy and the ZERO total people who read about my sad, sorry and silly old life.

I got a haircut. It's really short. REALLY short. The kind of short that makes your husband look like a long-haired-hippie-freak-even-tho-he's-got-a-crewcut short. But it's cool, and it only takes me three (3) minutes in the morning. And THAT'S what it's all about.

I was reading a funny article on Newsweek.com about this dude who became an - his words here peeps - asshole. Newsweek did an article about him (Martin Kihn: A$$hole: How I Got Rich and Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone and How You Can Too) and it was funny how many different terms they had to come up with for the word ass/asshole. For instance:

• masspole !!!
• rectum (damn near killed him - HAHAHAHA! That is the BEST joke!)
• family-unfriendly word that NEWSWEEK generally avoids
• curse word synonymous with "unbelievable jerk" that begins with the letter A
• [anus]ism
• epithet that begins with the first letter of the alphabet
• buttocks personified
• scatological body part
• orifice
• disagreeable people
• excretory opening
• proctological
• posterior portal
• the word we have refrained from printing thus far in this interview
• begins with A, you figure it out

Anyhoo, I found it funny and I think that I will begin calling a$$holes by the term "posterior portals" - a much cleverer term.

Bonus: My husband will have to think for a few minutes before he realizes what I've called him. KIDDING!!!

It might take a little longer.